Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Landers
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in
return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that
says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
-Unknown